Many years ago, AYDS wasn’t a bad word. In fact, it was a diet aid. I showed this commercial to my grandmother and she told me she used to use the product. Now this old commercial is totally not politically correct. In fact, it’s pretty scary if you ask me!!
Archive for August, 2009
My sister can’t make up her mind
I told you that I was helping my older sister redecorate, right? Well she’s having one heck of a time deciding exactly what she wants. She knows she wants modern furniture but the problem comes in when she tries to decide on what living room furniture she likes over another. She says there are just too many living rooms she likes to decide on just one. God help us when we get to the bedrooms. It’s taken her weeks to decide on just one room already.
Maybe I can get her started better by getting her to look at the closets first. Surely she can decide on that quicker than she can the living room. Then of course there’s the tables to ponder over. This is going to take a long time!! I had no idea that she would have such a hard time with this but that’s my big sis.
This is a great product
I love fish but yeah, I hate the bones. This looks like a great product but they should have come up with a better commercial and it might have caught on. You’ll see what I mean once you watch the commercial.
What am I?
Now it seems that everyone in the darn neighborhood is coming up to me asking me about Whitehall mailboxes. What am I now, the mailbox guru of the neighborhood or something? I think it’s kind of funny how once I started checking out residential mailboxes and bought my new mailbox, all of a sudden everyone in the neighborhood got new mailboxes. Well maybe not everyone but it sure seems that way.
I guess I have become the trend setter in the neighborhood for lack of a better word. Some have asked me about address plaques and where I got mine. Then there are others that are just interested in mailbox posts. Strange what will go through a neighborhood and how quickly huh? At least they’re all trying to have the neighborhood look nice. I give them the web site address and there’s a lot more than just mailboxes on it.
How the fight started
I got sent a whole list of “How the fight started” jokes and had to share them with you. I’ll just include a few at a time because there were several of them. I hope that’s okay with you after all, we all need a good laugh from time to time and this is one of those times I feel.
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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift.When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
And that’s how the fight started…..
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I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’ It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. ‘Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!’ she said. So I suggested, ‘How about the kitchen?’
And that’s when the fight started…..
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that’s when the fight started…..

