Katelyn Cole

Just in case you wanted to know

Filed under: entertainment, family and friends, married life, opinion by Katelyn

This is called ‘How to make a woman happy.’  I thought there might be a few guys out there that could use this type of advice, just in case they didn’t know.

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend                                 2. a companion

3. a lover                                  4. a brother

5. a father                                 6. a master

7. a chef                                     8. an electrician

9. a carpenter                        10. a plumber

11. a mechanic                       12. a decorator

13. a stylist                              14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist                16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator     18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer                              20. a good listener

21. an organizer                     22. a good father

23. very clean                         24. sympathetic

25. athletic                               26. warm

27. attentive                            28. gallant

29. intelligent                          30. funny

31. creative                              32. tender

33. strong                                 34. understanding

35. tolerant                              36. prudent

37. ambitious                          38. capable

39. courageous                       40. determined

41. true                                      42. dependable

43. passionate                        44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly          46. love shopping

47. be honest                                                       48. be very rich

49. not stress her out                                        50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries or arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring alcohol