Years ago a vendor gave me a little Swiss Army knife as a thank you gift. It is one of the very little ones. The knife blade is only about an inch and a half long, but it does cut. I use the scissors and the tweezers more than any of the other parts. It actually hangs on my key ring and I take it everywhere I go.

Would you believe that when I went to the courthouse to help a friend pay off a traffic ticket that the guards at the door confiscated it? They said it is a weapon. FML.