Now I have never gone into an online bingo site to see if they do the same thing but I might now since I have realized just how much bingo does help others.  There are so many in need these days that we all need to find a way to pitch in and help those less fortunate than us.  If you can also have fun doing it, it sure makes people want to participate more.  Who benefits, those in need are the ones that benefit and that’s the way it should be.  Well, that’s my opinion anyway.

Shoes for women are not all they carry either, they also carry boots for men and shoes for them too.  Not to mention, they also carry clothing and shoes for children.  Columbia is one of my favorite brands when I’m looking for sporting type shoes like hiking boots or casual shoes that I can wear with my jeans.  There’s nothing cuter than a little boy with hiking boots on with his overalls if you ask me.

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

I bet this is one of those pictures where the kid will be very angry at their parents if they ever show anyone this picture once they get grown!!!  I sure would be!

HEMA is a Dutch department store. The first store opened November 4,1926, in Amsterdam. Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands .

Take a look at HEMA’s product page. You can’t order anything and it’s in Dutch but just wait a couple of seconds and watch what happens. Don’t click on any of the products pictured, just wait and see what happens. Be sure you have your sound turned on.

This company has a sense of humor and a great computer programmer.  All you have to do is go to http://producten.hema.nl/ and enjoy!!!

I really love the beach in the fall because their aren’t so many people down there and you can get tickets to just about any show you want to see too.  It’s sometimes harder to get those tickets in the summer.  Maybe I’ll just stay in one of the  Myrtle Beach Hotels that are there.  I’ll figure it all out as the time gets a little closer.  I am so looking forward to my freedom moon!!!!

STUD ROOSTER

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, ‘OK old fart, Time for you to retire.’

The old rooster replies, ‘Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me Can’t you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?’

The young rooster says, ‘Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.’

The old rooster says, ‘I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.’

The young rooster laughs. ‘You know you don’t stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.’

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can.

The Farmer grabs his shotgun and – BOOM – He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,

‘Darn it……Third gay rooster I bought this month.’

Moral of this Story? ….

Don’t mess with the OLD FARTS – Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!